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Inner North

Mia

Apartment  ·  1 bed  ·  1 person  ·  Lived-in

If this house had a song

Patti Smith — Because the Night

Walk to

The library. Or the pub, depending on how the week went.

Impressing a date

There's a wine bar with no sign. You'd walk past it a hundred times. I'll take you.

Mornington Peninsula

Soph

House  ·  3 bed  ·  2 people  ·  Solid

If this house had a song

Elvis Costello & Iggy Pop — No Flag

Walk to

The beach. Obviously. But also a good deli.

Impressing a date

I could show you Ricky Ponting's house.

Inner North

Dom

House  ·  3 bed  ·  3 people  ·  Solid

If this house had a song

Doja Cat — Gorgeous

Walk to

A Vietnamese place with plastic chairs that's been there forever and is perfect.

Impressing a date

Saturday morning the market, then the creek, then the table tennis table at home.

Mornington Peninsula

Ant

House  ·  2 bed  ·  1 person  ·  Lived-in

If this house had a song

Hoover — Absolute Zero

Walk to

The Pillars. You've probably never heard of it. OK I'm sure you have, but it looks like southern Italy and I love it there.

Impressing a date

Clifftop walk, then fish and chips but I only eat 2/3 of them because finishing fish and chips is disgusting.

Inner North

Rosa

House  ·  2 bed  ·  2 people  ·  Posh Dump

If this house had a song

Frank Ocean — Lost

Walk to

A bookshop that sells cheap wine on Fridays.

Impressing a date

Honestly it's mostly the park. But it's a really good park.

Mornington Peninsula

Bec

House  ·  4 bed  ·  4 people  ·  Posh

Walk to

A bakery that has bread still warm at 7am.

Impressing a date

I'd take them to watch the sun come up over the bay. It's embarrassingly beautiful.

Inner North

Jake

Townhouse  ·  2 bed  ·  1 person  ·  Solid

If this house had a song

Talking Heads — This Must Be The Place

Walk to

Record store. Doesn't open until noon.

Impressing a date

Best coffee you've had. Then we walk to the creek. Then we argue about a band.

Mornington Peninsula

Chris

Townhouse  ·  2 bed  ·  2 people  ·  Solid

Walk to

A swimming spot that doesn't show up on Instagram.

Impressing a date

There's a pub with a fireplace that allows dogs. That's the move in winter.

Inner North

Tom

Apartment  ·  2 bed  ·  2 people  ·  Lived-in

If this house had a song

Harvey Sutherland — Type A

Walk to

A bar with a garden that nobody knows about yet.

Impressing a date

I'd show my date how I can ride a racer on the bluestone cobbled laneways behind our place and they'd love me instantly.

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